Why are men like popcorn?
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. The barman says "still? Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A pint of houe with an olive in it.
It's a sentence. What's a man's idea of a sophisticated cocktail?
How do you know when a man's had an orgasm? What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilise one egg?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum underneath. Examples of moderate intensity activities: walking to school.
What do you give a man who has everything? He snores.
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One who gets someone to read the DIY manual booys him. Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? He disappeared. Three foot tall, large mouth, and a flat head to rest your beer on.
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It's not hard. How many men does it take to replace the toilet roll? A hot-dog and a six-pack of beer. How is a man like the weather? His lips move. Wife: I'd like to thank my husband for three wonderful years of marriage -and Where can you find a committed man? No crime, and lots of happy, fat women.
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How can you tell a man is thinking about sex? So they'll have someone to talk to. What's most men's favourite hymn?
If a man and woman both jumped off a high building, who'd land first? Nothing can be done to change either one of them. The man. Men always miss them.
They don't stop and ask for directions. To knock the penises off the smart ones. He has a penis. Replace the door locks by bra fastenings.
What do you call a handcuffed man? What is the difference between men and women?
His wife is good at picking out clothes. What do men and women have in common? What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelit dinner? They're married. Her: Which one's this?
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Why are men like chxt What's a man's idea of a perfect woman? All activities should make you breathe faster and feel warmer What counts as moderate activity?
Him: I can only cook two things - steak, and fried eggs. Her: I would, but you're bous there. One way to tell if you're working at a moderate intensity level is if you can still talk, but not sing. When's the only time you can change a man?
Why do men like BMWs? Why are men like commercials?
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What's a sure a man will be unfaithful? Because they can spell it.
A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of orange.